Georgia GOP to Win Landslide Victories Now That State Has Only One County: Alpharetta
ALPHARETTA, GA -- Long a bastion of Atlanta's moneyed elite, the city of Alpharetta will enjoy new prestige as the state of Georgia's one and only county. Alpharetta, famous culturally for being the state's last great McMansion preserve, was also well known to scientists...
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How The Kemp Stole Georgia
Every voter in Georgia
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But Secretary of State Brian Kemp,
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