Georgia Lawmakers Once More Proudly Ignorant Now That Amazon is Gone

ATLANTA, GA--The long oppression of aging straight white males in the Georgia General Assembly has ended, and they have proudly returned to the contravention of science, medicine, and morality now that there's no hope of getting an Amazon HQ. The governor's office previously warned...

How The Kemp Stole Georgia

Every voter in Georgia Liked voting a lot … But Secretary of State Brian Kemp,

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I Want to Watch Fireworks but I Hate Crowds

Hey, does anyone know where I can go to watch an expensive public display of...

T-SPLOST to Change 285 from Circle-ish to Rhombus

ATLANTA--Amidst all the arguments for or against Atlanta's proposed T-SPLOST (Special Purpose Local Option Sales...

Rockstar Games Announces Grand Theft Bicycle Atlanta

NEW YORK CITY--Rockstar Games, publishers of the popular Grand Theft Auto video game series, has...

I Am The Sun And I Can’t Wait to Burn the Shit Out of Atlanta

What's up, dipshits? Just wanted to let you all know that you might be enjoying...

Nightly GA400 Delays Will Continue Thanks to Ghost of Tollbooth

ATLANTA, GA--Traffic on both lanes of Highway 400 just north of the perimeter has mysteriously...

SCIENCE: Great A’Tuin, World-Supporting Turtle, Has Flown Away Into Space

DEEP SPACE--Astrophysicists and lovers of science are deeply saddened today to announce that Great A'Tuin,...