How The Kemp Stole Georgia

Every voter in Georgia Liked voting a lot … But Secretary of State Brian Kemp, Who was running for governor, Did NOT! The Kemp hated voting! The whole voting...

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Our privacy policy is ironclad. We will never, EVER, share your personal data. We know how much you value privacy and we value the...

Secretary of State’s Office Working Overtime to Chisel New Voter Registration...

ATLANTA, GA -- Though voting right's groups and Democratic representatives have called the Secretary of State's handling of new voter registrations into question ahead...

MATURE HEADLINES

SPSU and KSU Merge to Remind Everyone College Degrees Still a Thing

KENNESAW, GA--Kennesaw State University will merge with Southern Polytechnic State in agreement that college degrees...

City of Atlanta Proud of The Way It Has Handled Traffic During 2015 Blizzard

ATLANTA--The City of Atlanta announced this morning that it is extremely pleased with the way...

Ted Turner Buys All Possible Mega Millions Combinations Just to Be a Dick

ATLANTA -- Billionaire media mogul and former beloved Atlanta Braves owner Ted Turner has confirmed...

Atlanta’s Unemployed Seek Same-Sex Marriages so Politicians Will Talk About Them

DOWNTOWN--Atlanta's unemployed and under-privileged, calling themselves Gay for Jobs, have announced today that they are...

Kennesaw Mosque Deemed Too Close to Ground Zero

KENNESAW--A local mosque's application to open its doors for worship in a Kennesaw retail space...

WeatherBro: One Last Cold Snap Might Take A Giant Shit On This Weekend

I have a dog for one reason and one reason only: meeting chicks. But that...