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Secretary of State’s Office Working Overtime to Chisel New Voter Registration...

ATLANTA, GA -- Though voting right's groups and Democratic representatives have called the Secretary of State's handling of new voter registrations into question ahead...

Anonymous Op-Ed from Brian Kemp’s Office: Voting Totally Secure, Paper Ballots...

ATLANTA,GA--An anonymous source claiming to be a "señor official" inside Secretary of State Brian Kemp's office released an opinion piece this week. Text...

MATURE HEADLINES

97.1 The River’s Clapper Invents Sound-Operated Switching Device

ATLANTA -- Long-time radio guy and current 97.1 The River afternoon disc jockey David Clapper...

Busy Atlantans Still Finding Plenty of Time to Hate

ATLANTA--Despite a city slogan that Atlanta has used about itself since the 1960s, most citizens...

Stop Crying about GPB’s WRAS 88.5 Deal (an Editorial)

Some of our millenial friends have expressed outrage that Georgia Public Broadcasting has brokered a...

Gucci Mane Assaults 14 Eardrums In Atlanta Nightclub

ATLANTA—An arrest warrant has been issued for Gucci Mane, after a patron of Havana Club...

Hawks Unveil Plan to Win by Damaging Opponents Retinas

ATLANTA--The record-breaking Atlanta Hawks basketing-the-ball team unveiled plans to build on this season's successes by...

Sexy Bee Sexy Barfs on Sexy Honda

MABLETON--Halloween party attendee and sexy bee Debbie Donner (not her real name) suffered the effects...