How The Kemp Stole Georgia

Every voter in Georgia Liked voting a lot … But Secretary of State Brian Kemp, Who was running for governor, Did NOT! The Kemp hated voting! The whole voting...

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Secretary of State’s Office Working Overtime to Chisel New Voter Registration...

ATLANTA, GA -- Though voting right's groups and Democratic representatives have called the Secretary of State's handling of new voter registrations into question ahead...

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Bank of America Skyscraper Slouches A Bit To Seem Less Tall

600 PEACHTREE ST--Experts warn that the hazing heaped on the Bank of America Plaza is...

Grant Park Cannons Will Be Used to Demolish Turner Field

GRANT PARK--The City of Atlanta has announced that the large Civil War era cannons permanently...

GATech Scientists Build Robotic Boehner, Biden For SOTU Speech

WASHINGTON, DC -- As shown in the above official White House photo, robotic versions of...

Man Somehow Proud of Facebook Movie Depicting a Vacuous Douche

ATLANTA, GA--Against all reason, local insurance adjuster Bud Preeds is proud of his Facebook "Look...

Tyler Perry Frantically Begins Filming “Madea in Korea” Trilogy

ATLANTA--Rumors on the street say movie magnate Tyler Perry is frantically at work on a...

US Government to Dress Up for Halloween as a Government

WASHINGTON, DC--The United States government has announced that the partial government shutdown will end for...