Georgia GOP to Win Landslide Victories Now That State Has Only One County: Alpharetta

ALPHARETTA, GA -- Long a bastion of Atlanta's moneyed elite, the city of Alpharetta will enjoy new prestige as the state of Georgia's one and only county. Alpharetta, famous culturally for being the state's last great McMansion preserve, was also well known to scientists...

Georgia Lawmakers Once More Proudly Ignorant Now That Amazon is Gone

ATLANTA, GA--The long oppression of aging straight white males in the Georgia General Assembly has ended, and they have proudly returned to the contravention...

How The Kemp Stole Georgia

Every voter in Georgia Liked voting a lot … But Secretary of State Brian Kemp,

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Gold Medal Winner Elated, Gets To Keep His Family

HARTSFIELD -- A North Korean gold medal winner, Om Yun-Ae, on layover at Hartsfield, spoke...