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Secretary of State’s Office Working Overtime to Chisel New Voter Registration...

ATLANTA, GA -- Though voting right's groups and Democratic representatives have called the Secretary of State's handling of new voter registrations into question ahead...

Anonymous Op-Ed from Brian Kemp’s Office: Voting Totally Secure, Paper Ballots...

ATLANTA,GA--An anonymous source claiming to be a "señor official" inside Secretary of State Brian Kemp's office released an opinion piece this week. Text...

MATURE HEADLINES

Letter From the Editor: Mayoral Post Removed

This morning I ran an article about the mayor of our fine city, Kasim Reed,...

Clogged City Storm Drains and Transit Issues Solved By New In-Town Waterway

ATLANTA, GA--City planners are rejoicing this morning after a particularly large volume of rainfall from...

New AJC Column Will Feature Erotic Take on Local Headlines

ATLANTA, GA--Cox Enterprises flagship publication the Atlanta Journal-Constitution announced this morning that a brand new...

Humor Scientists Rush to Discover First Gravitational Waves Your Mom Joke

LIVINGSTON, LA--Humor scientists working in the gravitational waves detection facility in Louisiana say they are...

New Radio Station Promises 50 Minutes of Music-Free Commercials

ATLANTA, GA--Fans of local car dealerships slept easy last night knowing that just 24 short...