Georgia Lawmakers Once More Proudly Ignorant Now That Amazon is Gone

ATLANTA, GA--The long oppression of aging straight white males in the Georgia General Assembly has ended, and they have proudly returned to the contravention of science, medicine, and morality now that there's no hope of getting an Amazon HQ. The governor's office previously warned...

How The Kemp Stole Georgia

Every voter in Georgia Liked voting a lot … But Secretary of State Brian Kemp,

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Local Man’s Apartment Located In Sex Desert

CUMMING, GA--Sediment analyst Phil Theigh announced this week to friends a discovery that his apartment,...

Pink Smoke Over Midtown: Atlanta Elects First Ever Gay Pope

ATLANTA--The first ever Gay Pope's election was signified this morning with a column of pink...

We Impressed Comedian Barry Rothbart With Atlanta’s Film and TV Production

Barry Rothbart is a standing up comedian who lives in a forgotten podunk by the...

Serial Panhandler Defends Actions as “Old School Kickstarter”

ATLANTA--Police have once again arrested serial panhandler Charles Raskin. This is the twelfth offense for...

Study: Well Endowed Men More Likely to Fuckin’ Swear

ATLANTA, GA--A fucking study released by Georgia God Damned Tech psychology department this morning found...

God Resurrects MLK to Protect King’s legacy from King Family

ATLANTA, GA--In a move not seen in almost 2,014 years, God resurrected the Rev. Dr....