Georgia GOP Outlaws Water for Liberal Fish

ATLANTA, GA--On the heels of their move to dehydrate voters in long lines, the Georgia GOP has announced a new initiative to bring the...

Governor’s Mansion to Install Democracy-Proof Foam Front Door

ATLANTA, GA--The Governor's mansion, built in 1967, has revealed a critical security flaw. Lawmakers hiding inside to pursue the normal course of voter suppression...

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Georgia Medical Marijuana to be Distributed via Schoolyard Bullying Tactics

ATLANTA, GA--Legal marijuana for medicinal use will be distributed in Georgia by means of schoolyard...

Trees Atlanta Issues Formal Apology for Atlanta Pollen

ATLANTA--Trees Atlanta, organization whose mission it is to keep Atlanta tree-friendly, has issued a formal...

Yoga Pants Company Founder Apologizes: “I’m Sorry You Are So Fat”

VANCOUVER, BC--Yoga pants company founder and former board chair Dave "Trip" Shbagg released a statement...

Tweet Slams Comment on Blog Post that Destroys Video of Humans Going The Fuck Outside

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