Georgia Lawmakers Once More Proudly Ignorant Now That Amazon is Gone

ATLANTA, GA--The long oppression of aging straight white males in the Georgia General Assembly has ended, and they have proudly returned to the contravention of science, medicine, and morality now that there's no hope of getting an Amazon HQ. The governor's office previously warned...

How The Kemp Stole Georgia

Every voter in Georgia Liked voting a lot … But Secretary of State Brian Kemp,

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Stop Crying about GPB’s WRAS 88.5 Deal (an Editorial)

Some of our millenial friends have expressed outrage that Georgia Public Broadcasting has brokered a...

The Atlanta Banana Guide to Dealing with Art You Don’t Like

We here at The Atlanta Banana are no strangers to dealing with art that doesn't...

Confused Kennesaw Man Quips “Living In Atlanta Is The Best”

KENNESAW--Reports of a seriously disturbed Kennesaw man claiming, “Living in Atlanta is the best” have...

APD Begins Crackdown on “Snowcockalypse”

ATLANTA, GA--Still reeling from the aftermath of Snow Jam 2014, Atlanta Police put aside winter...

Ebola Patients Infecting Atlanta with Severe Overreaction

ATLANTA--According to several Atlanta-based physicians and mental health professionals, Emory’s two Ebola virus patients have...

Georgia May Soon Legalize Medical Marriage Equality

ATLANTA, GA--The state of Georgia is moving closer to the legalization of marriage equality in...