Secretary of State’s Office Working Overtime to Chisel New Voter Registration into Stone Tablets

ATLANTA, GA -- Though voting right's groups and Democratic representatives have called the Secretary of State's handling of new voter registrations into question ahead of the midterm elections, the office maintains that it is chiseling the names into granite as fast as it possibly...

Anonymous Op-Ed from Brian Kemp’s Office: Voting Totally Secure, Paper Ballots...

ATLANTA,GA--An anonymous source claiming to be a "señor official" inside Secretary of State Brian Kemp's office released an opinion piece this week. Text...

Georgia to Serve Disenfranchised Voters with New Polling Center at Bottom...

CLAY COUNTY--The Georgia Secretary of State's office announced this morning that due to mounting outrage against the shuttering of polling places in Randolph County,...

MATURE HEADLINES

Local Idiot Looking For St. Patrick’s Day Bar That Isn’t “Full of Idiots”

DUNWOODY, GA--Local idiot Daniel Burtson announced this week via social media that he is seeking...

GA Tech Researcher Feels The Need, The Need for Further Study

ATLANTA--Researcher Pete "Maverick" Mitchell warned colleagues they were on a "highway to the dangerzone" if...

The Only Metro Google Fiber City Without Marta Rail Access? Smyrna?!

How the hell did you do it, Smyrna? How'd you get Google Fiber to agree...

Hillary Clinton Announces Candidacy for President of “Yeah, No Shit”

WASHINGTON, DC--Ending two years of "Oh come on already," Hillary Rodham Clinton announced her candidacy...

Georgia Medical Marijuana to be Distributed via Schoolyard Bullying Tactics

ATLANTA, GA--Legal marijuana for medicinal use will be distributed in Georgia by means of schoolyard...

Clown College Announces Discovery of Hobo-Bozo Particle

WEST END--Atlanta's Clown College has announced today that researchers have successfully completed their years-long search...