Georgia GOP Suggests New Atlanta City Slogan: The City Too Busy...

ATLANTA--Though COVID-19 has resisted GOP messaging thus far, state leadership are nevertheless optimistic that a new slogan for the state's capital city of Atlanta...

Georgia Lawmakers Demand Kids Play Football in Vat of Simmering COVID-19

ATLANTA--Despite dire warnings of the consequences, not to mention the consequences themselves, Georgia's state leadership is demanding that kids play football while hip deep...

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Medieval Times Stages Hyper Realistic Game of Thrones Themed Wedding Party

LAWRENCEVILLE, GA – In what Gwinnett County Police are calling a blood bath, dozens of...

Man on MARTA Unveils 5-Year Plan to Borrow Your Cell Phone

Look, I know we only just met -- and I realize that when I say...

Parents Denounce Grady High School’s Shitty Parenting

GRADY HS -- Parents are outraged this morning at Grady High School's alleged inability...

Trump Promises Khaki Suit and Red Armband Merely “Fashion Choices”

ATLANTA, GA--A press release sent this morning by Donald Trump's campaign office promised that the...

Brave Atlantan Runs 1K to Raise Awareness Awareness

ATLANTA--Brave Atlantan, Harold Pitts, has announced to Facebook this morning his intention to run a...

Georgia Medical Marijuana to be Distributed via Schoolyard Bullying Tactics

ATLANTA, GA--Legal marijuana for medicinal use will be distributed in Georgia by means of schoolyard...