Georgia GOP Outlaws Water for Liberal Fish

ATLANTA, GA--On the heels of their move to dehydrate voters in long lines, the Georgia GOP has announced a new initiative to bring the...

Governor’s Mansion to Install Democracy-Proof Foam Front Door

ATLANTA, GA--The Governor's mansion, built in 1967, has revealed a critical security flaw. Lawmakers hiding inside to pursue the normal course of voter suppression...

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ATLANTA--Frank Firman, proprietor of Frankie’s Bar and Grill, insists that he has found a successful...

It’s Time to Stop Pretending I Need Two Monitors

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Local Voices Desperately Needed to Report They Don’t Know Future of Masquerade

ATLANTA--The city has urgent need today for those willing to voice their thoughts on the...

Click Here to Vote for My Band to Do Absolutely Nothing

Support local music! If you click above, my band, Mortal Cinnamon, could win a chance...

State Announces Extra Voting Areas for Non-Republicans: Any Toilet

ATLANTA--The state of Georgia announced this morning that non-Republicans can now easily participate in the...