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Georgia GOP Outlaws Water for Liberal Fish
ATLANTA, GA--On the heels of their move to dehydrate voters in long lines, the Georgia GOP has announced a new initiative to bring the...
Governor’s Mansion to Install Democracy-Proof Foam Front Door
ATLANTA, GA--The Governor's mansion, built in 1967, has revealed a critical security flaw. Lawmakers hiding inside to pursue the normal course of voter suppression...
MATURE HEADLINES
Microsoft CEO Announces He Can Be Mostly Gay by Q2 2015
REDMOND, WA--Continuing its commitment to be about 75% as good as Apple, Microsoft has announced...
Hillary Clinton Announces Candidacy for President of “Yeah, No Shit”
WASHINGTON, DC--Ending two years of "Oh come on already," Hillary Rodham Clinton announced her candidacy...
Clint Eastwood Mobbed By Frisky Septuagenarians at Johnny’s Hideaway
ATLANTA -- Legendary film star Clint Eastwood, 81, in town shooting "Trouble with the Curve,"...
November Cold Snap Heralds the End Times
ATLANTA--Pack up your belongings, load them into a truck, and light the truck on fire,...
Assault Rifle Used to Replace Rickety Table Leg
ATLANTA--As anyone who watches the news knows, assault rifles are literally everywhere in our city....
Long Wait List for Atlanta Charter Strip Clubs
ATLANTA--In recent months, seven different charter strip clubs have opened in the metro area, but...
