Georgia Lawmakers Once More Proudly Ignorant Now That Amazon is Gone

ATLANTA, GA--The long oppression of aging straight white males in the Georgia General Assembly has ended, and they have proudly returned to the contravention of science, medicine, and morality now that there's no hope of getting an Amazon HQ. The governor's office previously warned...

How The Kemp Stole Georgia

Every voter in Georgia Liked voting a lot … But Secretary of State Brian Kemp,

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First Day of Fall Weather Proves Global Warming is Bullshit

ATLANTA--A consortium of climate scientists have announced this morning that the first relatively cold day...

Thousands of Atlantans Mistakenly Register for Peachtree Road Racists

ATLANTA--Amid the yearly scramble to obtain last-minute Peachtree Road Race entry, some would-be runners accidentally...

Atlanta Streetcar Named as New Falcons Head Coach

ATLANTA--The Atlanta Falcons announced this morning that starting with early training in 2015 the team...

Should Watching Out for Black Ice Make Me Feel Like a Racist?

Paul S. in Marietta asks: I want to be safe on the roadway, but I...

Walking Dead Show Rents Moon, Dyes it Red for Eclipse Stunt

ATLANTA-In celebration of being picked up for a 6th season of hacking and slashing their...

New $100 Bill Features Sobbing Benjamin Franklin

WASHINGTON, DC--The new U.S. one hundred dollar bill was released this week and features a...