How The Kemp Stole Georgia

Every voter in Georgia Liked voting a lot … But Secretary of State Brian Kemp, Who was running for governor, Did NOT! The Kemp hated voting! The whole voting...

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Our privacy policy is ironclad. We will never, EVER, share your personal data. We know how much you value privacy and we value the...

Secretary of State’s Office Working Overtime to Chisel New Voter Registration...

ATLANTA, GA -- Though voting right's groups and Democratic representatives have called the Secretary of State's handling of new voter registrations into question ahead...

MATURE HEADLINES

Confused Kennesaw Man Quips “Living In Atlanta Is The Best”

KENNESAW--Reports of a seriously disturbed Kennesaw man claiming, “Living in Atlanta is the best” have...

Mexico to Celebrate Independence Over Four Months From Now On Independence Day

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--Mexicans and Mexican-Americans are set to once again celebrate their proud history and...

Gas Stations Selflessly Raise Prices to Appease Angry Weather God

ATLANTA--With Isaac hovering offshore, Atlanta gas stations are raising prices in hopes of appeasing Uranus,...

MARTA Announces Promotional Pop Band: Singletrackin’

ATLANTA, GA--The Metro Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority, or MARTA, announced this morning that they'd use...

Open Letter to the Atlanta Section of Reddit, Who Kicked Us Out

Dear Reddit's Atlanta subsection, I woke up this morning, removed my specially-crafted sleeping scimitars, and proceeded...

State of Georgia Resorts to Heartbroken Volvo Vaguebooking

ATLANTA, GA--The state of Georgia was spurned this week by Swedish auto manufacturer Volvo despite...