Georgia GOP Suggests New Atlanta City Slogan: The City Too Busy...

ATLANTA--Though COVID-19 has resisted GOP messaging thus far, state leadership are nevertheless optimistic that a new slogan for the state's capital city of Atlanta...

Georgia Lawmakers Demand Kids Play Football in Vat of Simmering COVID-19

ATLANTA--Despite dire warnings of the consequences, not to mention the consequences themselves, Georgia's state leadership is demanding that kids play football while hip deep...

MATURE HEADLINES

Cabbies Demand Uber Cars Be Frightening, Smell Like Barf

ATLANTA, GA--Cab drivers are demanding that police ticket Uber vehicles that fail to meet rigorous...

TSA Announces Agents Can Now Earn Grope Miles

COLLEGE PARK--The Transportation Safety Administration has announced today that agents feeling up passengers on flights...

Stuck in Traffic, Senators Loeffler and Perdue Demand Red Lights Resign

ATLANTA--While caught in a sudden snarl of cars on Georgia 400, GA Senators Kelly Loeffler...

Head and Shoulders New Formula: Pits and Pubes

Procter and Gamble has announced a new formula of its popular anti-dandruff shampoo, Head &...
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Americans Ready to Return to Sports In Which It’s Okay to Be a Bit Fat

ATLANTA, GA--The heartbreaking loss to Belguim in World Cup Soccer last night has left US...

Our Friend Bob Place will Save Christmas with Bad Words

Local hero Bob Place is putting on a one-night-only Christmas show this Thursday Dec. 17th...