Anonymous Op-Ed from Brian Kemp’s Office: Voting Totally Secure, Paper Ballots Suck, Brian Kemp Rules

ATLANTA,GA--An anonymous source claiming to be a "señor official" inside Secretary of State Brian Kemp's office released an opinion piece this week. Text of the piece follows: My fellow Georgians, I and the other secret patriots in the great office of the handsome, charming,...

Georgia to Serve Disenfranchised Voters with New Polling Center at Bottom...

CLAY COUNTY--The Georgia Secretary of State's office announced this morning that due to mounting outrage against the shuttering of polling places in Randolph County,...

Creative Loafing Introduces Staff to Hip New Idea of Crowd Employment

ATLANTA--Creative Loafing CEO Ben Laynov announced this week that the popular Atlanta alt-weekly magazine would move much of its staff to what he called...

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Atlanta Symphony Orchestra Spends OutKast Concert Sobbing Bitterly

ATLANTA--The Atlanta Symphony Orchestra was spotted this weekend attending OutKast's three packed shows en masse,...

We Get It! You’re On Vacation! App Now Available for iPhone & Android Devices

ATLANTA--Narcissus Games & Software, Inc. announced on Thursday the release of their new We Get...

Atlanta Banana Valentine’s Day Cards

We here at the Atlanta Banana are committed to helping the city achieve the...

Government Employees Proud to be Part of Historic Shutdown

WASHINGTON, DC--From park rangers to cleanup crews, furloughed government employees are bursting with pride this...

Opinion: Sure, I’ll Go Out With You Once and Then Never Speak to You Again!

Guys, let me start first of all by saying that I get it. Dating is...

Atlanta’s Morons Mistakenly Emboldened by Mormon Ad Campaign

ATLANTA -- As part of a sweeping marketing push by the Church of Jesus Christ...