Creative Loafing Introduces Staff to Hip New Idea of Crowd Employment

ATLANTA--Creative Loafing CEO Ben Laynov announced this week that the popular Atlanta alt-weekly magazine would move much of its staff to what he called "crowd employment." The alternative paper has launched the careers of many local Atlanta writers, some of whom have gone on...

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Atlanta City Council Members Vote Unanimously to Get Themselves Elected Mayor

ATLANTA, GA--Atlanta City Council has voted unanimously to decriminalize marijuana in a move sure to play well in the November Atlanta mayoral election. Though...

This Site has Become a Live Show

This site has morphed into a live show at Village Theatre called Atlanta Explained. It's hilarious, great fun, and includes some of the city's...

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Hawks Unveil Plan to Win by Damaging Opponents Retinas

ATLANTA--The record-breaking Atlanta Hawks basketing-the-ball team unveiled plans to build on this season's successes by...

Movie Sequels Will Outnumber Comic Books by 2021

GOTHAM--Amateur and professional joke writers alike scrambled furiously this morning in the wake of news...

Neighbor of Guy Who Got Shot Enjoying New Career as News Interviewee

ATLANTA, GA--Rhea Litistar came to the notice of local news crews when it was learned...

Donald Trump Candidacy Confirms Reality TV & Politics are Exact Same Crap

CHICAGO, IL--Taking a huge step toward the future of politics described by author Douglas Adams,...

God Resurrects MLK to Protect King’s legacy from King Family

ATLANTA, GA--In a move not seen in almost 2,014 years, God resurrected the Rev. Dr....

New Buckhead Walmart To Require Coat and Tie

BUCKHEAD--The Walmart corporation, responding to resistance from the Buckhead neighborhood where it plans to build...