Georgia Lawmakers Once More Proudly Ignorant Now That Amazon is Gone
ATLANTA, GA--The long oppression of aging straight white males in the Georgia General Assembly has ended, and they have proudly returned to the contravention of science, medicine, and morality now that there's no hope of getting an Amazon HQ.
The governor's office previously warned...
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