Secretary of State’s Office Working Overtime to Chisel New Voter Registration into Stone Tablets
ATLANTA, GA -- Though voting right's groups and Democratic representatives have called the Secretary of State's handling of new voter registrations into question ahead of the midterm elections, the office maintains that it is chiseling the names into granite as fast as it possibly...
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ATLANTA,GA--An anonymous source claiming to be a "señor official" inside Secretary of State Brian Kemp's office released an opinion piece this week. Text...
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CLAY COUNTY--The Georgia Secretary of State's office announced this morning that due to mounting outrage against the shuttering of polling places in Randolph County,...
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