Georgia GOP to Win Landslide Victories Now That State Has Only One County: Alpharetta

ALPHARETTA, GA -- Long a bastion of Atlanta's moneyed elite, the city of Alpharetta will enjoy new prestige as the state of Georgia's one and only county. Alpharetta, famous culturally for being the state's last great McMansion preserve, was also well known to scientists...

Georgia Lawmakers Once More Proudly Ignorant Now That Amazon is Gone

ATLANTA, GA--The long oppression of aging straight white males in the Georgia General Assembly has ended, and they have proudly returned to the contravention...

How The Kemp Stole Georgia

Every voter in Georgia Liked voting a lot … But Secretary of State Brian Kemp,

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Local Teen Deeply Moved by Parents Favorite Song

VALDOSTA, GA--Local teen Sophia Durnkler, 13, revealed via verbal agreement as well as social media...

Stone Mountain Adds 100 Foot Sign Begging Black People to Keep Visiting

STONE MOUNTAIN, GA--Stone Mountain is a big lump of granite, but it's also a focal...

Chomp and Stomp Rebrands for 2016: Chomp and Stomp and Cry About It

CABBAGETOWN--Organizers of the popular Chomp and Stomp chili cookoff have announced a rebranding for 2016...

I Can Trace All My Problems Back to Being Forced to Learn Cursive Handwriting

I admit, I have challenges. But whatever my addictions and felonies may or may not...

Georgia to Serve Disenfranchised Voters with New Polling Center at Bottom of Lake

CLAY COUNTY--The Georgia Secretary of State's office announced this morning that due to mounting outrage...

Google Fiber to Possibly Relieve Atlanta’s Comcastipation

ATLANTA, GA--Technology megabeast Google announced this week that Atlanta is on their list for possible...