Georgia GOP Suggests New Atlanta City Slogan: The City Too Busy...

ATLANTA--Though COVID-19 has resisted GOP messaging thus far, state leadership are nevertheless optimistic that a new slogan for the state's capital city of Atlanta...

Georgia Lawmakers Demand Kids Play Football in Vat of Simmering COVID-19

ATLANTA--Despite dire warnings of the consequences, not to mention the consequences themselves, Georgia's state leadership is demanding that kids play football while hip deep...

MATURE HEADLINES

Obama Signs Executive Order Making it Illegal to Sarcastically Thank Him

WASHINGTON, DC--President Obama signed into law this morning an executive order making it illegal to...

Marietta Man Finds “Special Doll” Among Daughter’s Tea Party Guests

MARIETTA--Alarm and hastily-made-up reasons for ending a nice tea party resulted Tuesday afternoon when a...

Gucci Mane Assaults 14 Eardrums In Atlanta Nightclub

ATLANTA—An arrest warrant has been issued for Gucci Mane, after a patron of Havana Club...

High Museum’s Newest Exhibit to Explore “Art of The Batshit Political Bumper Sticker”

ATLANTA, GA--High Museum Director Palét Niephe announced this morning via press conference that the museum's...

City Plans Fake Party, Tricks Cabbagetown Into Cleaning Up Krog Tunnel

ATLANTA--City of Atlanta officials, long annoyed with the graffiti-covered Krog Street tunnel which links Cabbagetown...

Due to Boston Bombings, Knights Step Up Security at Local Renaissance Festival

FAIRBURN, GA--Responding quickly and needlessly to last month’s tragic Boston Marathon bombings, the pretend knights...