Georgia Lawmakers Once More Proudly Ignorant Now That Amazon is Gone

ATLANTA, GA--The long oppression of aging straight white males in the Georgia General Assembly has ended, and they have proudly returned to the contravention of science, medicine, and morality now that there's no hope of getting an Amazon HQ. The governor's office previously warned...

How The Kemp Stole Georgia

Every voter in Georgia Liked voting a lot … But Secretary of State Brian Kemp,

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Evil, Lethal, Multi-Colored Devil Walks Installed in Midtown by Satan

MIDTOWN--The so-called Lord of Lies a.k.a. Satan was hard at work last night installing multi-colored...

NSA Admits it Has Seen All Our Peepees and Hoohas

WASHINGTON, DC - The National Security agency admitted this morning that it has now seen...

Protestor Looking Forward to Calming Effect of More Guns Pointed at Him

FERGUSON, MO--Protester Matt Azhell has been attempting to make his dissatisfaction with authorities known through...

Themed 5K Participant Wonders Why No One Holds Races That Are Just Running

I was crawling on my hands and knees in the mud at the end of...

Smokers Wheeze Protest Against Dekalb Ban on Lighting Up in Parks

DEKALB--Dekalb County passed legislation a year ago to ban smokers from lighting up in its...

Black Coworker Sick of Everyone Bitching About February

ATLANTA--After finding herself in “like the billionth” conversation with her colleagues about their mutual hatred...