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Governor’s Mansion to Install Democracy-Proof Foam Front Door

ATLANTA, GA--The Governor's mansion, built in 1967, has revealed a critical security flaw. Lawmakers hiding inside to pursue the normal course of voter suppression...

State’s COVID Patients Relish Single Upside: They Can’t Smell Bradford Pears

ATLANTA, GA--Though they are quick to point out that they wouldn't wish their infection on anyone and certainly have also been lucky with mild,...

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Opinion: You Should Already Know What This Is About

By Your Girlfriend What? You’re actually reading this? You know, if you really loved me you...

Georgia Lawmakers Demand Kids Play Football in Vat of Simmering COVID-19

ATLANTA--Despite dire warnings of the consequences, not to mention the consequences themselves, Georgia's state leadership...

Thousands of Bodies Discovered Under Oakland Cemetery

ATLANTA, GA--A routine class exercise ended in horror and disgust yesterday when Elias Ranger, Professor...

Atlanta Man Honors Servicemen and Women by Getting DUI

CUMMING--Atlanta area native Jerry Holmes honored our hard working American servicemen and women this Memorial...

Skyview Atlanta Ferris Wheel Offers Unprecedented View of Tabernacle Roof

ATLANTA--The Skyview Atlanta Ferris wheel is now open in a parking lot adjacent to the...

FDA Finds 100% of U.S. Tuna Fish Production Unsafe for Tuna Fish

Hey, tuna fish of all species, it's us, the F.D.A., rappin' at ya for your...