Secretary of State’s Office Working Overtime to Chisel New Voter Registration into Stone Tablets

ATLANTA, GA -- Though voting right's groups and Democratic representatives have called the Secretary of State's handling of new voter registrations into question ahead of the midterm elections, the office maintains that it is chiseling the names into granite as fast as it possibly...

Anonymous Op-Ed from Brian Kemp’s Office: Voting Totally Secure, Paper Ballots...

ATLANTA,GA--An anonymous source claiming to be a "señor official" inside Secretary of State Brian Kemp's office released an opinion piece this week. Text...

Georgia to Serve Disenfranchised Voters with New Polling Center at Bottom...

CLAY COUNTY--The Georgia Secretary of State's office announced this morning that due to mounting outrage against the shuttering of polling places in Randolph County,...

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Bernie Sanders Deemed Electable in Poll of People Who Don’t Vote

ATLANTA, GA -- A recent poll of Atlantans aged 18-35 showed "definite electability" for dark...

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BROOKHAVEN-Parents Judy and Michael Flapwicker revealed today that they could easily be more proud of...

Nightly GA400 Delays Will Continue Thanks to Ghost of Tollbooth

ATLANTA, GA--Traffic on both lanes of Highway 400 just north of the perimeter has mysteriously...