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Georgia GOP Suggests New Atlanta City Slogan: The City Too Busy...
ATLANTA--Though COVID-19 has resisted GOP messaging thus far, state leadership are nevertheless optimistic that a new slogan for the state's capital city of Atlanta...
Georgia Lawmakers Demand Kids Play Football in Vat of Simmering COVID-19
ATLANTA--Despite dire warnings of the consequences, not to mention the consequences themselves, Georgia's state leadership is demanding that kids play football while hip deep...
MATURE HEADLINES
Emory, GA Tech Staffs in Landscaping Twitter Feud
ATLANTA--The facilities management personnel at Emory and Georgia Tech engaged in a bitter social...
Thank God For That Bulletproof Occasional Table
BUDAPEST, HUNGARY--International spy and action thriller hero Speed Whistler narrowly avoided assassination at the hands...
Drunken Unicorn Loses Liquor License, Renames itself “Bored Unicorn”
ATLANTA--Due to an unfortunate incident involving a man dressed in a dragon costume, another man...
Anonymous Op-Ed from Brian Kemp’s Office: Voting Totally Secure, Paper Ballots Suck, Brian Kemp Rules
ATLANTA,GA--An anonymous source claiming to be a "señor official" inside Secretary of State Brian...
Gucci Mane Assaults 14 Eardrums In Atlanta Nightclub
ATLANTA—An arrest warrant has been issued for Gucci Mane, after a patron of Havana Club...
The Only Metro Google Fiber City Without Marta Rail Access? Smyrna?!
How the hell did you do it, Smyrna? How'd you get Google Fiber to agree...
