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Christopher Martin

Christopher Martin hails from the vast suburban void northwest of Atlanta, a sprawling wasteland teeming with dragons, manticores, and new craftsman-style mini-mansion developments with homes starting in the low 290’s. The bio he’s been known to use for lesser publications states that he lives with his family “between the Allatoona Range and Kennesaw Mountain,” though it’s probably more accurate to say they’re smack in the center of a circle that includes an overpriced barbecue joint that was once a Baptist church, a Panda Express that was once a Church’s Chicken, a Christian gun store, and a secular Target. He’s written a few things of the poem and essay variety, which you can find if you want using your favorite search engine, such as Google or Ask Jeeves, provided you’re willing to filter through all the other Chris Martins your search will yield. Atlanta Banana folks might be interested in his articles at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, though, so here you go.