Georgia Capitol Installs Barely-Noticeable Freedom Fence


    ATLANTA–State officials announced today that freedom in Georgia and accountability would be enhanced with the addition of a barely-perceptable fence encircling the capitol building.

    The fence will be approximately 60 feet high and 250 feet long, stretching from the Mountains of Ash in the north to the Ephel Duath in the west, and fashioned primarily out of impregnable black democracy-enhancing stone.

    When pressed on how journalists would be able to get into the capitol to report on state business as part of the normal course of their duties, a Capitol representative suggested giant eagles.