Bernie Sanders Deemed Electable in Poll of People Who Don’t Vote


ATLANTA, GA — A recent poll of Atlantans aged 18-35 showed “definite electability” for dark horse presidential candidate Bernie Sanders among young Atlanta voters who, statistically, do not turn out to vote.

The poll also revealed that voters felt that posting positively about the candidate on any of the three major social networks, Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, should count as a vote taken in person.

“I’m a huge political activist,” said Dustin Benton, 22. “That stuff is like, so important, you know? The government should understand — people are more likely to participate on Facebook. Expecting people to go places is kinda crazy.”