Weather Update: Roads to Work Treacherous, Unpassable. Roads to Bar Not a Problem

PHOTO: Kristoffer Trolle

ATLANTA, GA–In a peculiar weather twist not seen since the last time it “snowed,” no roads to places of work or learning are navigable in the metro area. However, roads leading to bars and party establishments are easily drivable. This contradiction for people whose work takes place at drinking establishments will be assuaged, ideally, in a surplus of decent tips.