Your Dekalb Farmer’s Market Wants to See Other People

Get a load of these groceries.

Dear Trevor,

I know this may come as a shock, but I need a break. For too long I feel like I’ve been waiting for you to truly commit to me. No, to us. But that commitment never happened. I feel like every time you would enter me, you were in a hurry, like there was somewhere else you wanted to be. Or worse, there was someone else you wanted to be with. You think I didn’t notice the Trader Joe’s bags you brought in last Sunday? How could you?

I don’t know where things went wrong. It used to be so good, didn’t it? Do you even remember the fun we had? Grinding peanut butter? Picking out a fish to have filleted? Eating a green bean right from the bin? Did none of this matter to you? Apparently not.

I deserve better. In fact, for the last few months, I’ve pushing away an eager young suitor from Buckhead, telling him I was involved. Well guess what Trevor? I’ve decided to open an express check-out for him. Did I mention he is from Buckhead? That’s right. M-O-N-E-Y! I bet HE won’t bounce a check! Oh, I know I told you it happens to everyone. I only told you that to make you feel better. It doesn’t happen to everyone. Only to self-absorbed jerks who have TINY LITTLE CHECKING ACCOUNTS! Carl from Buckhead has a BIG portfolio. Deal with it.

Goodbye Trevor.

Your.. no… My Own Dekalb Farmer’s Market


  1. We LOVE the delice de Bourgogne cheese, which we have been able to purchase at the DeKalb Farmer’s Market. But now they stopped carrying it. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….

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