Stray Dog Found Sleeping in Trash Now Sleeping on Warm Bed of Facebook Likes

Say what you will about sleeping on garbage, some of it is pretty comfy. PHOTO: Bart Everson

ATLANTA, GA–A stray dog that formerly made its bed on a pile of garbage will be sleeping a bit more comfortably tonight thanks to its warm envelope of Facebook thumbs up clicks, or “likes.” The pup, inadvertently spotted by Cody Dennison as he took an Instagram selfie, has possibly been rescued and nursed back to life on a steady diet of Starbucks cafe lattes and leftover Chipotle.

Reporters were unable to determine whether the dog is being feed these items, or if Dennison’s remarks were just jokes, because the story has gone viral and nobody much cares how true it is anymore.