Spring Break Ruined by Foggy iPad Screen

PHOTO: Brad Flickinger

ALPHARETTA, GA–Elementary student Wynter Danklser, 9, announced this morning to mom, Patty, 32, and brother Codee, 12, that her spring break was “totally ruined” by fog on her iPad screen.

Danklser, on pain of grounding, agreed to play outside for the morning, but foggy conditions soon partially obscured her tablet computer’s display, thus removing any possibility of life enjoyment.

“I want to die,” said Wynter. “Actually, literally, like, die. True fact.”