MABLETON–Halloween party attendee and sexy bee Debbie Donner (not her real name) suffered the effects of an unfortunate mixture of sushi, beer, and liquor shots in her stomach Saturday night, causing her to sexy barf all over her sexy Honda Accord in an apartment building’s parking lot.
Miss Donner then sexy sobbed disconsolately while roommate Dan Prog attempted to calm her.
“She just couldn’t chill out,” said Prog, 33. “Kept pushing me away yelling how she didn’t want to hear ‘there there’ from a zombie teletubby. Jeez, I was just trying to help.”
Donner eventually gained significant composure to be driven home, where she sexily passed out in a heap on the couch with a bowl of Golden Grahams cereal on the coffee table before her.