PARKatlanta Announced as Title Sponsor of New Falcons Stadium

Put your money where your car was.

ATLANTA–The city of Atlanta and the Atlanta Falcons announced this morning than parking enforcement corporation PARKatlanta would be the title sponsor of the new Falcon’s stadium. Details concerning the deal are hard to come by at this stage, especially those concerning what this partnership means for the parking situation near the new dome, but PARKatlanta spokesman Taye Picketts says this is the best possible scenario for everyone.

“And by ‘everyone’ I mean, of course, PARKatlanta, the officials we bought, and the team owners,” said Picketts.