My 5 years as a wine salesman have taught me that if you want to make the sale, you’ve got to have a plan. Luckily, there’s nothing women love more than a good business agenda.
Que Romantico, am I right ladies?! That’s what makes my Courtship Agenda so appealing to literally several women in town, and that’s why I’m going to share it with all of my brothers from various mothers!!
Having been on almost 3 dates, I consider myself a professional at this. That’s why I’ve distilled my top notch process into an easily accesible word doc for my bros =).
Take your time. Study the document. Copy it. Change the name at the header. I’d suggest printing hundreds of copies & throwing them off of the Bank of America building.
Download this magical document here: Click Here, Mi Hermanos
And then email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to thank me for the ungodly amount of success you’re having.
Conner Taylor, Atlanta Heart-Throb, Sex Advice Columnist