Gucci Mane Assaults 14 Eardrums In Atlanta Nightclub

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ATLANTA—An arrest warrant has been issued for Gucci Mane, after a patron of Havana Club reported that one of Gucci Mane’s songs savagely assaulted his and 6 of his friends’ eardrums.

According to the report, within the first few seconds of Gucci Mane’s song “Gucci Time”, the clubgoers’ faith in humanity had all but disappeared.

“How could somebody do that?” questioned Jason Hamilton, a Havana Club regular, while rocking back and forth in the fetal position.

While Gucci Mane was unavailable for comment, his new single, “There i$ No Gawd H3R3” featuring 2 Chainz, Future and Lil Wayne is available for download now on iTunes.