ATLANTA, GA–On the heels of their move to dehydrate voters in long lines, the Georgia GOP has announced a new initiative to bring the same discomfort across the entire animal kingdom by targeting liberal fish.
“For too long these liberal fish have been swimming around, caring about fish of different species. Well no more!” declared Jack Doushteau, state representative. “They probably use their gross fins to hug their kids!”
Doushteau says fisherman will be required to evaluate each and every fish’s political leaning much as they are evaluated for size. If any appear to be liberals, they’ll be arrested.
“Look I’m not saying it’s practical to arrest a liberal fish,” the representative added. “But sometimes for the sake of liberty it is important to remove anyone who might disagree with you, regardless of intent or preferred biome.”