Donald Trump Candidacy Confirms Reality TV & Politics are Exact Same Crap

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CHICAGO, IL–Taking a huge step toward the future of politics described by author Douglas Adams, reality TV star and famous rich guy Donald Trump announced his candidacy for the President of the United States of America this morning, proving that reality TV and politics are the exact same crap.

“The annoying thing is, you get the sense that someone behind the scenes is writing all this so-called reality, and doing a bad job of it,” said Phil Kensebben, Republican supporter. When it was pointed out to Kensebben that Trump has taken part in professional wrestling, a sport that suffered a scandal when it was discovered that the “matches” were scripted, Kensebben made a hand motion meant to convey that his head just exploded.