EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ–American football squadron the Denver Broncos brilliantly reenacted the crushing defeat dealt to the Atlanta metro area last week by two inches of snow. The snow was represented in the televised play by American football squadron the Seahawks of Seattle, and performed at the MetLife stadium.
“I had no idea how terribly Atlantans suffered in that storm until now,” said Dan Builders, lifelong Broncos fan. “I will embark at once upon a pilgrimage to their city, where I will comfort the stricken.”
Broncos squadron leader Payton Manning delivered a heart-rending performance, assuming the role of Atlanta mayor Kasim Reed.
“No one could have predicted Seattle’s defense would be that strong,” said Manning as Mayor Reed. “And I’d like to remind you that we are still in day one.”