Announcing our very own line of Valentine’s day candies: The Atlanta Banana Friend Zone Candy Hearts! These sweet treats will help you continue to fail to tell that special someone how you really feel.
Cry your lonely eyes out in the privacy of your own home on Valentine’s night knowing that your sweetheart is not only enjoying passionate sex with their special someone, but also these great candies.
They’ll enjoy such vaguely creepy friend-zoney phrases as:
HELP U MOVE
JUST CUDDLIN IS OK
O U HAVE A BF? K
JUST FRIENDZ LOL
CRYING NIGHTLY 4 U
Happy Valentine’s day!