Atlanta Banana T-SLOST Project: Light Speed Trucks

Want to go faster? Just add more trucks. Easy!

Our proposal for T-SPLOST: Simply stack flatbed trucks on top of one another sufficiently high to achieve light speed transit. Travelers will pay larger fares to ride in higher levels of trucks, thus enabling them to choose the speed at which they arrive in the city.

Not only will we be getting people to work faster and making money, we’ll have solved the super-light travel issue for the scientists.

We’re surprised science hasn’t worked this one out already, actually. Come on, Georgia Tech! Get with the program.